The great comfort of turning forty-nine is the realization that you are now too old to die young.

The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.

In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future.

The human hand is made complete by the addition of a baseball.

No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.