I'll tell you the truth; I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful.

I'll tell you what my real dream is. I mean my absolute number one dream that will mean I die a happy man if it happens. I want to see a UFO. They're real. I don't care if you look at me like that. UFO's are a definite fact and I've got to see one soon.

Everywhere I looked life seemed to be full of problems and they were just going to go on and on. It was never going to get any better.

I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.

I won player of the year and players' player, two cups and two championship medals, had a great time.

I got eight O-levels at school...zero in every subject.

But then I always wanted to play for Rangers. Man United is a great club and Alex Ferguson is a legend.