I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done.
Paul GascoigneI don't know whether I will drink again in my life but I didn't drink yesterday, I am not drinking today and I'll try not to drink again tomorrow.
Paul GascoigneI know I would have had a lot more trophies in my cabinet if I went with him [Sir Alex Ferguson].
Paul GascoigneWhat is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a wanker?
Paul Gascoigne