A boy is better unborn than untaught.

A boy is better unborn than untaught.

I am going to continue and bring this club forward. I am Paul Gascoigne the footballer.

Scholesy is one of my favourite players of all time. He was a great professional who had everything and I used to love playing with him. You could give him the ball in any position, he would take one touch and you would know exactly what the next move would be. [ . . . ] He was magical, pure class.

But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.

I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done.

I know I would have had a lot more trophies in my cabinet if I went with him [Sir Alex Ferguson].