I'll tell you what my real dream is. I mean my absolute number one dream that will mean I die a happy man if it happens. I want to see a UFO. They're real. I don't care if you look at me like that. UFO's are a definite fact and I've got to see one soon.

Then all the foreigners started coming over. I don't mind that but a lot of teams are laying out fortunes for ordinary players and that's no good for our youngsters coming through.

A boy is better unborn than untaught.

What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a wanker?

I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done.

Because of the booking I will miss the Holland game - if selected.

I know I would have had a lot more trophies in my cabinet if I went with him [Sir Alex Ferguson].