I'll tell you what my real dream is. I mean my absolute number one dream that will mean I die a happy man if it happens. I want to see a UFO. They're real. I don't care if you look at me like that. UFO's are a definite fact and I've got to see one soon.

I got eight O-levels at school...zero in every subject.

What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a wanker?

I'm going to do things when they are right for me.

But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.

I'll tell you the truth; I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful.

If you're fortunate to have talent and getting paid for something you love doing. All you've got to do is perform for 90 minutes.