Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.

We've drifted away from being fishers of men to being keepers of the aquarium.

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation.

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals' suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.

Fathers are men who give daughters away to other men who aren't nearly good enough...so they can have grandchildren who are smarter than anybody's.

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here?

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way.