Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.

People don’t like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time being they’ve accepted whatever truth is embedded in your humor.

I think [audiences are] more aware now of the contradictions in mainstream culture, the phony piety that permeates society, the inhumane hypocrisy.

Watch yourself as though you were observing a Martian.

The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too often sarcasm passes for irony, name-calling passes for insight, bleeped-out four-letter words pass for wit, and lowest-common-denominator jokes pass for analysis. Satire should have a point of view. It doesn't have to get a belly laugh. It does have to present criticism.

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.

For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.