Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.

Watch yourself as though you were observing a Martian.

I had become an atheist at the age of thirteen, when atomic bombs were dropped on Japan.

For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.

Avoid internalizing society's sexism, racism, ageism - pick an ism, any ism.

I think [audiences are] more aware now of the contradictions in mainstream culture, the phony piety that permeates society, the inhumane hypocrisy.