Watch yourself as though you were observing a Martian.

I guess I'm a spiritual secularist, if that's not an oxymoron. My paths of secularism and spirituality are the same: I try to do the appropriate thing at each moment.

The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too often sarcasm passes for irony, name-calling passes for insight, bleeped-out four-letter words pass for wit, and lowest-common-denominator jokes pass for analysis. Satire should have a point of view. It doesn't have to get a belly laugh. It does have to present criticism.

English is my second language. Laughter is my first.

I had become an atheist at the age of thirteen, when atomic bombs were dropped on Japan.

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.

There is indeed a business like show business. It's the news.