For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.

I think [audiences are] more aware now of the contradictions in mainstream culture, the phony piety that permeates society, the inhumane hypocrisy.

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.

As long as the government can arbitrarily decide which substances are legal and which are illegal, then those who remain behind bars for illegal substances are political prisoners

Since I was both an atheist and an absurdist, I had decided that the most absurd thing I could do would be to develop an intimate relationship with the God I didn't believe in.

I Used To Believe In Reincarnation, But That Was In a Past Life.

I had become an atheist at the age of thirteen, when atomic bombs were dropped on Japan.