For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.

I Used To Believe In Reincarnation, But That Was In a Past Life.

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.

English is my second language. Laughter is my first.

I had become an atheist at the age of thirteen, when atomic bombs were dropped on Japan.

Since I was both an atheist and an absurdist, I had decided that the most absurd thing I could do would be to develop an intimate relationship with the God I didn't believe in.

Irreverence is our only sacred cow.