For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.

Watch yourself as though you were observing a Martian.

I am neither for conformity nor non-conformity. I am for individuality. If one's individuality is in effect non-conformity, then so be it. But basically, one's individuality consists of conformity--to one's self.

As long as the government can arbitrarily decide which substances are legal and which are illegal, then those who remain behind bars for illegal substances are political prisoners

There is indeed a business like show business. It's the news.

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.

For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.