I Used To Believe In Reincarnation, But That Was In a Past Life.

I am neither for conformity nor non-conformity. I am for individuality. If one's individuality is in effect non-conformity, then so be it. But basically, one's individuality consists of conformity--to one's self.

Watch yourself as though you were observing a Martian.

People don’t like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time being they’ve accepted whatever truth is embedded in your humor.

Since I was both an atheist and an absurdist, I had decided that the most absurd thing I could do would be to develop an intimate relationship with the God I didn't believe in.

I had become an atheist at the age of thirteen, when atomic bombs were dropped on Japan.

For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.