Have you ever had sex with a horse?

And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.

I'll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I've never got over it.

Have you ever had sex with a horse?

I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones who'd spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it.

It seems like a contradiction, but the shy person who is a performer actually does make sense, because in a way, when you're young and shy, making people laugh is a good way to make friends. It's an instant connection.

All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.