Have you ever had sex with a horse?

I don't always vote in general elections, but I think I've always voted Labour.

On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't, he said: Do you mind if I mug you here?

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?

And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.

I really don't take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.

I have never sold my story, done Hello! magazine, any of that stuff. I'm not guilty of exploiting my private life for cash and then saying, 'Oh, I don't want to talk about my private life.' I've never crossed that line.