In fact, I don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it.
Have you ever had sex with a horse?
All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.
When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the Goons or Hancock, humour from previous generations.
I really don't take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.
And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.