I've never been disappointed by politicians. I've never invested that much in them in the first place.

All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.

I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones who'd spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it.

I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.

Have you ever had sex with a horse?

I don't always vote in general elections, but I think I've always voted Labour.

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?