I've never been disappointed by politicians. I've never invested that much in them in the first place.

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?

I have never sold my story, done Hello! magazine, any of that stuff. I'm not guilty of exploiting my private life for cash and then saying, 'Oh, I don't want to talk about my private life.' I've never crossed that line.

Have you ever had sex with a horse?

When I used to do the Edinburgh Festival, there was a bunch of guys selling fresh oysters and I'd eat ten daily - marvellous.

If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.

Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I'm now very rich.