My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I stood yelling down the alley while you're giving blow jobs to transsexuals?'

Well, sanity, I suppose, is getting people to see the world your way.

In fact, I don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it.

I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.

I've never been disappointed by politicians. I've never invested that much in them in the first place.

My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I stood yelling down the alley while you're giving blow jobs to transsexuals?'

If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.