Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I'm now very rich.
I don't always vote in general elections, but I think I've always voted Labour.
Have you ever had sex with a horse?
I've never been disappointed by politicians. I've never invested that much in them in the first place.
All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.
If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.