You know who you are. If my mother is a nun and someone comes up to me and they go, 'Your mother is a prostitute.' It is not going to bother me, because I know my mother is a nun, she's not a prostitute.

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers.

There's always a message in my comedy.

America does not like losers. Look how we treated those soldiers who came back from Vietnam. Because they lost. America likes winners.

A goat's a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it's still a goat.

America has a rap sheet. You can't police the world and tell the world how to act when you're just as bad yourself.

There's no such thing as reverse racism.