A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby.

People do many things for many reasons. Sometimes, what you do you have no control over, because it's predestined. It's gonna happen in spite of you. There's nothing you can do about it.

I have nothing to do with racism in America; it was here when I got here.

I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them.

The political arena is the funniest.They [politicians] are always pretending to change, but they never change. They're the best actors and actresses in the world. They've always been hilarious since the beginning of time.

I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen.

Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry myself, but whatever it is, I don't have it.