An audience can be like a pack of wolves.

My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody.

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby.

If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.

I think about never losing my voice, never giving in, never selling out, always keeping black, always sticking to the street. Staying neighborhood and not Hollywood.

Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.'

The political arena is the funniest.They [politicians] are always pretending to change, but they never change. They're the best actors and actresses in the world. They've always been hilarious since the beginning of time.