You say somebody’s guilty, everybody believes you. You say they’re innocent, nobody cares.

It's like chasing a beautiful woman for 80 years. Finally, she relents and you say, 'I'm terribly sorry. I'm tired.'

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.

A feud should live a full and colorful life, and then it should die a natural death and be forgotten.

Who's to say who's an expert?

The best thing you can give yourselves...is the gift of possibility. And the best thing you can give each other is the pledge to go on protecting that gift in each other as long as you live.

I changed my life today. What did you do?