The accusation is always on the first page, and the retraction on page 19.

The spaghetti sauce is a good thing to think about. Morning, noon, and night, think about the spaghetti sauce. Think about hustling other people to buy the spaghetti sauce.

I think transitions are never that noticeable, but they are always on their way. It has to do with distance and accessibility. People call it mellowing, but I think it's how available you are toward other people, or how much you distance yourself.

While progress should never come to a halt, there are many places it should never come to at all.

People like to do what they used to do after they've stopped being able to do it.

The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.

Men experience many passions in a lifetime. One passion drives away the one before it.