You only grow when you are alone.

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning.

From salad dressings all blessings flow.

I find it hard to believe that anyone could be so curious about me that they would want to read that I wear underwear shorts with green polka dots on them.

A man with no enemies is a man with no character.

You got to have two things to win. You got to have brains and you got to have balls. Now you've got too much of one and not enough of the other.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.