You only grow when you are alone.

On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?

For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac.

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning.

I will continue to get behind the wheel of a racing car as long as I am able. But that could all end tomorrow.

I want to acknowledge luck, the benevolence of it in my life, and the brutality of it in the lives of others.

I can eat fifty eggs.