I don't go for the so-called "intimate" stuff. Column items that report: "Minerva Ferncroft sleeps in pink dusting powder between puce-colored sheets in a heart-shaped bed." It leaves me cold.

I don't like gossip stories. Facts are okay. But when gossips begin making items, that's something else again.

I find it hard to believe that anyone could be so curious about me that they would want to read that I wear underwear shorts with green polka dots on them.

For some players, luck itself is an art

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning.

I can eat fifty eggs.

Those with a moral deficit put on a good show, and sleep like a baby.