Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size.

The big difference between people is not between the rich and the poor, the good and the evil. The biggest of all differences between people is between those who have had pleasure in love and those who haven't.

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

I really just can't watch myself. I see all the machinery at work and it just drives me nuts.

The Alexander Technique helped a long-standing back problem and to get a good night's sleep after many years of tossing and turning.

Those with a moral deficit put on a good show, and sleep like a baby.

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.