Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size.

I changed my life today. What did you do?

We are such spendthrifts with our lives, the trick of living is to slip on and off the planet with the least fuss you can muster. I’m not running for sainthood. I just happen to think that in life we need to be a little like the farmer, who puts back into the soil what he takes out.

If you have no enemies, you have no character. Taking a stand always creates opposition.

I don't like gossip stories. Facts are okay. But when gossips begin making items, that's something else again.

...." I was rather discouraged when I discovered that Paul and Hotch had no marketing survey, no business plan, no budget, no organized strategy for the introduction of the sauce. When asked about this lack of preparation, the haphazard nature of their business, Paul said, 'Me in this business is just part of life's great folly. Stay loose, men, keep 'em off balance.'"

The problem with getting older is you still remember how things used to be.