Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.

[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania.

I don't like gossip stories. Facts are okay. But when gossips begin making items, that's something else again.

There are three rules for running a business; fortunately, we don't know any of them.

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor.

I can eat fifty eggs.

There are many ingredients that go into making a film. It baffles me, what works and what doesn't.