Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.
The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.
A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.
It's been a privilege to be here.
You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning.
If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.