No sense in being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen.
There are three rules for running a business; fortunately, we don't know any of them.
For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac.
Who's to say who's an expert?
People like to do what they used to do after they've stopped being able to do it.
On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?