I wasn't running toward the theater but running away from the sporting goods store. Of course now that I'm selling spaghetti sauce (with Newman's Own), I begin to understand the romance of business.. the allure of being the biggest fish in the pond and the juice you get from beating out your competitors.

From salad dressings all blessings flow.

It happens to everybody, horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.

There really is no such thing as a sick child; there are children who happen to be sick. Think about it, and you will understand the magic of the Camps

A feud should live a full and colorful life, and then it should die a natural death and be forgotten.

If I ever feel like I’m doing something I’ve done before, I scrap it and start over again.

I really just can't watch myself. I see all the machinery at work and it just drives me nuts.