If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

An actor has to evaluate his own abilities and be honest with himself.

The only way we can give our children the best education in the world and prepare them for the next century is by funding the programs that serve them.

For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?'

You only grow when you are alone.