It's like chasing a beautiful woman for 80 years. Finally, she relents and you say, 'I'm terribly sorry. I'm tired.'

It seems to me that the older I get, the more running around I do with less satisfaction, just spinning my wheels.

From the very beginning, we bucked tradition. When the experts said that something was "always done" in a certain way, we'd do it our way, which was sometimes the very opposite.

No sense in being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen.

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning.

Make sure you live life, which means don't do things where you court celebrity, and give something positive back to our society.

Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black.