It's like chasing a beautiful woman for 80 years. Finally, she relents and you say, 'I'm terribly sorry. I'm tired.'

It's like chasing a beautiful woman for 80 years. Finally, she relents and you say, 'I'm terribly sorry. I'm tired.'

How many honest men do you know? Take the sinners away from the saints, you're lucky to end up with Abraham Lincoln.

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning.

The Alexander Technique helped a long-standing back problem and to get a good night's sleep after many years of tossing and turning.

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

No sense in being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen.