Now then, if we were to go the lowest road and plaster my face on the bottle of oil and vinegar dressing just to line our pockets, it would sink. But to go the low road to get to the high road- shameless exploitation for charity, for the common good- now that's an idea worth the hustle, a reciprocal trade agreement.

There really is no such thing as a sick child; there are children who happen to be sick. Think about it, and you will understand the magic of the Camps

Once I started taking drama classes, I asked myself why I had ever wasted so much time on a football team.

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning.

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor.

The spaghetti sauce is a good thing to think about. Morning, noon, and night, think about the spaghetti sauce. Think about hustling other people to buy the spaghetti sauce.

I will continue to get behind the wheel of a racing car as long as I am able. But that could all end tomorrow.