There really is no such thing as a sick child; there are children who happen to be sick. Think about it, and you will understand the magic of the Camps

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

I would like it if people would think that beyond Newman, there's a spirit that takes action, a heart, and a talent that doesn't come from my blue eyes.

[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania.

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor.

I wasn't running toward the theater but running away from the sporting goods store. Of course now that I'm selling spaghetti sauce (with Newman's Own), I begin to understand the romance of business.. the allure of being the biggest fish in the pond and the juice you get from beating out your competitors.

So you wound up with Apollo/If he's sometimes hard to swallow/Use this.