A man without enemies is a man without character.

No sense in being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen.

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor.

It happens to everybody, horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ, whaddya know - I'm still around!' It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career.

I check my pulse and if I can find it, I know I've got a chance

Husbands and wives should have separate interests, cultivate different sets of friends and not impose on the other... You can't spend a lifetime breathing down each other's necks... We are very, very different people and yet somehow we fed off those varied differences and instead of separating us, it has made the whole bond a lot stronger.