[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania.

What we got here is a failure to communicate.

[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania.

How many honest men do you know? Take the sinners away from the saints, you're lucky to end up with Abraham Lincoln.

It's like chasing a beautiful woman for 80 years. Finally, she relents and you say, 'I'm terribly sorry. I'm tired.'

Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed.

A feud should live a full and colorful life, and then it should die a natural death and be forgotten.