If you don't have enemies, you don't have character.

People like to do what they used to do after they've stopped being able to do it.

I find it hard to believe that anyone could be so curious about me that they would want to read that I wear underwear shorts with green polka dots on them.

A man can only be judged by his actions, and not by his good intentions or his beliefs.

I picture my epitaph: 'Here lies Paul Newman, who died a failure because his eyes turned brown.

I wasn't running toward the theater but running away from the sporting goods store. Of course now that I'm selling spaghetti sauce (with Newman's Own), I begin to understand the romance of business.. the allure of being the biggest fish in the pond and the juice you get from beating out your competitors.

No sense in being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen.