In racing, the fastest person wins. It is very simple.

When the idea came up, (Newman's Own) I said, "Are you crazy? Stick my face on the label of salad dressing?" And then, of course, we got the whole idea of exploitation and how circular it is. Why not, really, go to the fullest length, and the silliest length, in exploiting yourself and turn the proceeds back to the community?

It happens to everybody, horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.

When you see the right thing to do, you'd better do it.

It's born of sheer laziness. My signature dishes are salads, hamburgers and popcorn. That's not the kind of stuff that gets you an entry in the distinguished book of culinary records. Being known for great soufflé is one thing but a good hamburger? What would they say? "Yeah, he really knew how to put the cheese on."

There really is no such thing as a sick child; there are children who happen to be sick. Think about it, and you will understand the magic of the Camps

No sense in being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen.