I like a Blackpool breakfast, me - 20 ciggies and a pot of tea.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

Channel 4 are a great bunch of people to work with and the crew are lovely. Working at ITV was like being in the court of Caligula.

It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.

I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals.

Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn't work in the Bird's Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he?

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?