Every week I have a disaster in my kitchen. The fire alarm goes off repeatedly. But it doesn't stop me being adventurous.

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?

Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn't work in the Bird's Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he?

I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.

Times are hard and friends are few

It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.

I love looking after animals. I find it very enjoyable.