Times are hard and friends are few

I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals.

I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my food in a can to represent spinach and we'd hum the Popeye tune and then I'd happily eat it.

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?

Times are hard and friends are few

I like a Blackpool breakfast, me - 20 ciggies and a pot of tea.

I enjoyed school - although I ran away on the first day. I'd reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for 'Watch With Mother' on TV.