Once in a while you get a moment of clarity - an inspiration - and they don't come that frequently.
Paul ReiserParents often give middle names just so that later, when they're yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David Thoreau, you come in here this instant!
Paul ReiserAs you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were.
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