Parents often give middle names just so that later, when they're yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David Thoreau, you come in here this instant!
Paul ReiserThe jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.
Paul ReiserI used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my baby so I can eat potato salad sitting down.
Paul Reiser