You know what? The obvious is obvious for a reason.

The simple combination of letters and sounds you select as a name for your baby can result in a life of carefree coolness or decades of expensive therapy. Hi, I'm Jake versus Hi, I'm... Tapioca

The most challenging part of being a dad is trying to postpone the moment when they realize you don't know anything. I love any sentence that begins with Daddy...? because it's implied they're looking up to you - that you'll have the answer. The truth is, I don't have any answers.

Nothing would make me happier if Peter Falk would finally win his Oscar for this. Not just as the writer but as a fan and a friend. It would be so great

He was born early. But he was born within a safe range of premature.

Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in.

If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.