Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.
Paul ReubensI was looking to be pale, you know, like the kind of person who has that pigment in their skin where no matter what the weather is they have pink cheeks. I had a couple of friends like that. But it was all very instinctive in a way. I never really thought that much about it.
Paul ReubensI wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
Paul Reubens