I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time.
Paul ReubensWhy would I, in a million years, want to do anything even remotely having to do with child molestation on a children's show? See, I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility.
Paul ReubensI wasn't a great improviser when I started there; I'm not really up on current events. I would always just mug, just try to get my laughs from making faces. So I decided to do a character who should never have become a comic - somebody you would see at the Comedy Store and go, "This person is never going to make it."
Paul Reubens