I'm just trying to illustrate that it's okay to be different - not that it's good, not that it's bad, but that it's all right. I'm trying to tell kids to have a good time and to encourage them to be creative and to question things.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I just feel in a lot of ways black people are so much looser and cooler. Just as a culture, it's so much more real.

I'm the person with the final say on everything. I really love being in that position.

I wasn't a great improviser when I started there; I'm not really up on current events. I would always just mug, just try to get my laughs from making faces. So I decided to do a character who should never have become a comic - somebody you would see at the Comedy Store and go, "This person is never going to make it."

I would love to be in Kansas.

I'd love to direct, and I think I'd be a great director, but... I've been approved by the studio to direct, which I think is a cool jump of faith for them. Or proof that they're really stupid. But I don't think so.