Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.

I was looking to be pale, you know, like the kind of person who has that pigment in their skin where no matter what the weather is they have pink cheeks. I had a couple of friends like that. But it was all very instinctive in a way. I never really thought that much about it.

I'm the person with the final say on everything. I really love being in that position.

I've always been very interested in ensemble work. One reason why I don't go out and do a stand-up act is that I did it once and I found it unsatisfying. I don't really like being out there by myself. I like reacting with other people.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I'm just trying to illustrate that it's okay to be different - not that it's good, not that it's bad, but that it's all right. I'm trying to tell kids to have a good time and to encourage them to be creative and to question things.

I know you are, but what am I?