There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

People read so much into what I do. It's fascinating to me because some of it's probably there, but I haven't thought of it.

I'd love to do a talk show. But I'm too busy for it. It's just too much work.

The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really intense. That's something I knew from that very moment, whatever happens past that point, something's out there in the air that is really bad.

A large part of the reason I want to be so mysterious is so that I can move on and do something serious at some point in my career X years from now. It might be very difficult otherwise, because I'm... wild

Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.

I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree.