There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time.

I'm the person with the final say on everything. I really love being in that position.

The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the things you're not thinking about me is that I'm a pedophile. Because that's not true.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

I'd love to do a talk show. But I'm too busy for it. It's just too much work.

I'm fortunately not in a situation where someone owns me.