It's a lot easier to say you're a comic than a performance artist.

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I'd love to do a talk show. But I'm too busy for it. It's just too much work.

I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time.

I remember one play [when I was kid] was about this murderous mad scientist, and my whole part was to be the guy who got thrown into a vat of acid as the curtain went up. I was very pissed off at these older kids; they'd outsmarted me.

The original suit was designed by a guy named Mr. Jay from Hollywood. But nowadays I'm having the suit duplicated. At this point I have about three good suits and about three really raggedy ones.

Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.