There's a very specific thing you can do to get in magazines. I'm much happier to just show up and do the job. I haven't taken the active approach to making myself a star. I haven't been in a blockbuster.

My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.