Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

I can, and do, walk the street. No one bothers me or anything, because most people wouldn't know who I am.

My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric.

Sometimes you read a script and it's like, "You'll improv and this is just a blueprint of what the scene could be," and that's never a good sign. And it's never encouraging as an actor to take that on, really.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

There are lots of things that you can go down the list and say, "Oh, these are cliches, we've seen this before, just hits every checkpoint." All of that takes a secondary status for me if I'm reading something and I just really like the characters.