I'm sure that my wanting to be an actor had to do with a need for approval.

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

Venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

I can, and do, walk the street. No one bothers me or anything, because most people wouldn't know who I am.

There's a very specific thing you can do to get in magazines. I'm much happier to just show up and do the job. I haven't taken the active approach to making myself a star. I haven't been in a blockbuster.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.