Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

I'm sure that my wanting to be an actor had to do with a need for approval.

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

At my core, I'm a Midwesterner.

There's a very specific thing you can do to get in magazines. I'm much happier to just show up and do the job. I haven't taken the active approach to making myself a star. I haven't been in a blockbuster.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.