Venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.

My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric.

My parents were married my whole life until my father passed away a few years ago.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

There are lots of things that you can go down the list and say, "Oh, these are cliches, we've seen this before, just hits every checkpoint." All of that takes a secondary status for me if I'm reading something and I just really like the characters.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.