My parents were married my whole life until my father passed away a few years ago.

My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

At my core, I'm a Midwesterner.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

Venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.